LOL Angeles Lakers

As a true laker fan,of course i was disappointed with their loss to the Mavericks. Not only was it disappointing but sort of humiliating with the way it ended. Odom and Bynum were ejected and Phil probably coached his last game. Oh well, to help with the mourning process I decided to make up scenarios of what happened after the game and what we should look forward to next season. Feel free to comment your own scenarios, Don't worry David Stern ain't gonna see this so we aren't getting fined for anything. LOL!

      After the Game:

•  Phil Jackson elbows Rick Carlisle and takes off his suit as he walks out of the arena. (andrew bynum style)
• Majority of the crowd left the stadium with a sense of satisfaction not because the mavs won but coz bynum took off his jersey. (majority of the crowd were gay)

     What to look forward to next season:

•  Lakers will spend the off season under MMA training to deal better cheap shots.
• Lakers look to sign superman. Not Dwight Howard, but the real one. And if they still get swept in the playoffs, I don't know any other alternative. 
• Pau Gasol moves in with Ron Artest to learn how to be more aggresive and after a month comes out with his very own rap album. (which btw will be a big hit in Spain)
• Lakers sign Randy Jackson as their new head coach in honor of Phil Jackson.(WTF!? no sense at all)

LOL!