Laker Veterans play a prank on the Rookies during their entrance. LOL!

Shannon Brown caught naked during an interview. LET SHANNON DRESS! LOL!

Another 'Machine' Moment. Sasha's Chest Bump Fail. LOL!

Mbenga VS Mihm at practice. (former lakers fight!) LOL!

Lakers VS Rocky (nuggets mascot). Epic. LOL!

Kobe saying "Hey you Guys!" as DJ Mbenga Dunks. He thinks Dj is Sloth from the Goonies. LOL!

Phil Jacksons' statement on Getting Pau Gasol for Kwame Brown. LOL!

NBA , Cheating Refs, and the Mafia, What's the difference?

Ok, so this ain't the real reason why they lost but when there's no one else to blame, blame the refs. Which reminds of this article found at deadspin.
http://deadspin.com/5392067/excerpts-from-the-book-the-nba-doesnt-want-you-to-read?skyline=true&s=x

It's actually an except from Tim Donaghy's (the ref who cheats games for profit). Man the NBA is rigged, there should be a new team handled by the mafia called the mobsters or something. Anyways what the doing refs are doing is wrong but is sure is funny. Read the article to know the real deal between the NBA, Refs, and the mafia.
What's the difference between the 3 of them? at least one of them is organized (the mafia).LOL! 

George Hill touches Kobe's "Black Mamba" LOL!

DJ Mbenga saying 'Tacos' (funnier when played on loop) LOL!

Reasons why DJ Mbenga is my favorite (former) Laker

• He looks like someone who forgot to evolve.
• He has a black belt in martial arts.
• He starred in movies, "Alien VS Predator" and "Planet of the Apes". (is it just me or was that really him!?)
• Anyone named DJ must be cool.
• He has TWO RINGS! (beat that king james)

Phil Jackson making fun of Andrew Bynum. LOL!

Ron Artest gets some therapy (Funny skit from the George Lopez Show)

Top 10 Celeb Lakers Fans

No other NBA franchise is as closely associated with its celebrity fans as the Los Angeles Lakers. And why not? L.A. is the epicenter of the entertainment industry, and the Lakers are a big part of that entertainment scene. 
  
10. Doris Day
9. Arsenio Hall
8. Leonardo Dicaprio
7. Penny Marshall
6. Denzel Washington
5. Andy Garcia
4. Ice Cube
3. Flea/Anthony Kiedis
2. Dyan Cannon
1. Jack Nicholson

Really now, was there any doubt? No fan — celebrity or average Joe — is more closely associated with any team than the three-time Academy Award winner is with the Lakers.
Nicholson has had courtside seats for more than three decades, both at the Forum and STAPLES. What we like about Jack is he's the consummate fan — he harangues refs, talks with opposing coaches, trash talks with players and rarely misses a game. He's shown his famous face in opposing arenas when the Lakers have made The Finals. And most important, Nicholson knows the game of basketball.

Ron Artest sprays 'Unbreakable Perfume' on reporter

Top 10 Phil Jackson Quotes

1. Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. 
2. Like life, basketball is messy and unpredictable. It has its way with you, no matter how hard you try to control it. The trick is to experience each moment with a clear mind and open heart. When you do that, the game--and life--will take care of itself.  
3. Winning is important to me, but what brings me real joy is the experience of being fully engaged in whatever I'm doing. 
4. In basketball - as in life - true joy comes from being fully present in each and every moment, not just when things are going your way. Of course, it's no accident that things are more likely to go your way when you stop worrying about whether you're going to win or lose and focus your full attention on what's happening right this moment.  
5. Approach the game with no preset agendas and you'll probably come away surprised at your overall efforts. 
6. Love is the force that ignites the spirit and binds teams together.  
7. The ideal way to win a championship is step by step. 
8. Once you've done the mental work, there comes a point you have to throw yourself into the action and put your heart on the line. That means not only being brave, but being compassionate towards yourself, your teammates and your opponents.  
9. I gave it my body and mind, but I have kept my soul. 
10. Always keep an open mind and a compassionate heart. 

Laker (untold) Updates

• Lakers Considering Manny Puig as new head coach, stating that he might be able to handle the "black mamba". Btw, he is the snake expert in Jackass.
• Pau Gasol will star in the new Kleenex commercial. I't  doesn't get any softer than this. 
• Van Gundy and Adelman considered to be candidates for the Lakers coaching position. I say get one of them team 6 Navy Seals to coach.

Black Mamba vs Spanish Sardines

So I read this article about what Kobe and Gasol having conflict on the court because of Vanessa and Gasol's Girlfriend (apparently I forgot her name). Kobe denied all rumors and so did Pau.
Kobe was like, "it just ain't true. Pau would get mad at me when I call him soft.That's just about it."
Pau is probably in the locker room thinking, "Soft? thats what she(Vanessa) said." LOL!

LOL Angeles Lakers

As a true laker fan,of course i was disappointed with their loss to the Mavericks. Not only was it disappointing but sort of humiliating with the way it ended. Odom and Bynum were ejected and Phil probably coached his last game. Oh well, to help with the mourning process I decided to make up scenarios of what happened after the game and what we should look forward to next season. Feel free to comment your own scenarios, Don't worry David Stern ain't gonna see this so we aren't getting fined for anything. LOL!

      After the Game:

•  Phil Jackson elbows Rick Carlisle and takes off his suit as he walks out of the arena. (andrew bynum style)
• Majority of the crowd left the stadium with a sense of satisfaction not because the mavs won but coz bynum took off his jersey. (majority of the crowd were gay)

     What to look forward to next season:

•  Lakers will spend the off season under MMA training to deal better cheap shots.
• Lakers look to sign superman. Not Dwight Howard, but the real one. And if they still get swept in the playoffs, I don't know any other alternative. 
• Pau Gasol moves in with Ron Artest to learn how to be more aggresive and after a month comes out with his very own rap album. (which btw will be a big hit in Spain)
• Lakers sign Randy Jackson as their new head coach in honor of Phil Jackson.(WTF!? no sense at all)

LOL!

The one who taught he wasn't retarded

In a mental hospital, a doctor is doing his monthly checkup on the patients. Upon entering a room full of patients, he decided to conduct a test to see if a patient was now normal. So, he drew a door on the chalkboard and said, "Whoever can get out this door first, we'll be free to go home." The patients quickly ran to the board and all bumped into it. The doctor then noticed one patient who was left behind and was just sitting down and laughing. The doctor asked, "Why didn't you run for the door? you must be normal now." The patient continued laughing and said,"Stupid retards,of course they can't open the door, The key is with me." LOL!